A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

You there! Tired of being a pathetic, unlovable underling, scrounging to make sense of your painful existence while simultaneously being crushed beneath the weight of endless responsibilities and your own constant failure? What if I told you there was a way out? That's right, by competing in a Sumo Smashdown, you can have the success you always dreamed of. Look like a winner! Earn the admiration and adoration of your peers! Never be alone again!

What is a Sumo Smashdown, you ask? Well it's a head to head multiplayer game in which two competing players launch themselves out of cannons onto a precarious platform overlooking 7-ft (2M) metal spikes. The one who doesn't die horribly wins the round. Win a few rounds to win the match. win the match, and you'll be rewarded with a worthless piece of shit a chic accessory! Get enough accessories and who knows ;^)

PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
(11 total ratings)
AuthorSchera Wyss
GenreAction, Fighting
TagsFunny, local, Multiplayer, Two Player, weird
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsKeyboard, Xbox controller, Gamepad (any)
AccessibilitySubtitles, One button
MultiplayerLocal multiplayer
Player count2


SumoSmashdown_windows.zip 17 MB
SumoSmashdown_mac.zip 26 MB
SumoSmashdown_linux.zip 27 MB