A downloadable game for Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux

You there! Tired of being a pathetic, unlovable underling, scrounging to make sense of your painful existence while simultaneously being crushed beneath the weight of endless responsibilities and your own constant failure? What if I told you there was a way out? That's right, by competing in a Sumo Smashdown, you can have the success you always dreamed of. Look like a winner! Earn the admiration and adoration of your peers! Never be alone again!

What is a Sumo Smashdown, you ask? Well it's a head to head multiplayer game in which two competing players launch themselves out of cannons onto a precarious platform overlooking 7-ft (2M) metal spikes. The one who doesn't die horribly wins the round. Win a few rounds to win the match. win the match, and you'll be rewarded with a worthless piece of shit a chic accessory! Get enough accessories and who knows, you might even feel happy again after so many years of crippling sadness.

More information

Published2 years ago
PlatformsWindows, Mac OS X, Linux
Rating
(2)
AuthorAaron Taecker-Wyss
GenreAction
Tags2-player, Fighting, Funny, local, Multiplayer, weird
Average durationA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, XBox 360 controllers, Gamepad (any)
AccessibilitySubtitles, One button
Player count2
MultiplayerLocal multiplayer

Download

Download
SumoSmashdown_windows.zip (17 MB)
Download
SumoSmashdown_mac.zip (26 MB)
Download
SumoSmashdown_linux.zip (27 MB)